P.T. = Petey's Tragedy

There is a woman who works in my department with me, her name is Karen. Karen shared with us a few months ago that her beloved Petey had been shot.

Petey is the name of her PT Cruiser (PT="Petey", get it?) She had let her roommate drive Petey into town. Not a bad part of town, mind you. A normally safe, prosperous part of town. And at about 4 in the afternoon on a Saturday found herself caught in some crossfire. Yes, someone in one car was shooting at someone else. Poor Petey was caught in the middle and ended up with about four or five bulletholes in him.

Karen came to work and shared this story. Most people in the office expressed shock and sympathy. But not the Production Department. Instead, we took the opportunity to try to shed some light on just exactly what the "PT" in PT Cruiser stood for. Here's what we came up with:

Pull the Trigger
Pass the Tools
Prefer a Tank
Patch with Tape
Passing Target
Push or Tow?
Probably Totaled
Partially Torn
Perforated Trolly
Precarious Travel
Potential Trade-in
Peripherally Targetted
Punctured Transportation

Karen mostly agreed with the list. I believe her exact comment was "Pretty True".

Can you think of more? Please post your suggestions.